Cazzie David Is Not Here To Play Games

Goodness gracious! The Pyramids. Stonehenge. The fact Larry David made Cazzie David. Those are the true wonders of the world. We don’t talk enough about Larry David made the smokiest daughter. I bet she smells great too. But that’s neither here nor there. I’m getting off track. The point is, this is how you stunt all over Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. While they are doing their extremely gross lovey dovey bullshit all over each other’s Instagram, Cazzie (Pete’s ex girlfriend) is out there STUNTING.

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Also her dad is worth a trillion dollars and created Seinfeld and Curb, not that it matters but it’s worth pointing out.

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Speaking of Pete, I like Pete. But someone needs to tell him to chill on this whole Internet PDA thing, right? I mean, I get it. We’ve seen other celebrities who were thrusted into the lime light early in life go through similar things. But it’s what happens after this whole honeymoon phase is over where the true problems begin. I’m worried it’s going to be a complete shit show for Pete. Plus, now with Justin and Hailey stealing his spotlight, he’s probably going to buy her a cruise ship or an island or knock her up or something reckless like that. It’s wild out there in the celebrity dating streets.