Choose Our Adventure: Where Should Kate And I Go Make A Video Today?

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Ole Kate is picking me up from the airport today and we are going to shoot some videos. When I was younger, I read a ton of “choose your own adventure” books. They usually sucked but I was a sucker for pickin my adventure. You know what they say, if you have multiple endings, you dont have one… unless you’re a girl. Talkin orgasms.

I’m kinda surprised there’s no Choose Your Own adventure porn. Feels like that would be a huge hit.

Anyways, I land in 30 minutes, so vote. Personally, I wanna go to the Russian hood and see whats happening over there. If not there, I could go for a coney island dog. I’ve never been before and it sounds lovely.

Blog within a blog:

Yesterday I had Cracker Barrel for breakfast. It was pretty good. I love the hashbrown casserole and the pancakes are pretty damn good too. The muffins? Nothing to write home about that’s for sure. I dont think the blueberries are fresh which makes all the difference in the world.

“So what’s the issue, Chaps?”

No issue. Well, one slight issue. I ordered 24 extra biscuits for some of my pals at church. These mother fuckers at the CBarrel only put one container of apple butter in with 24 fucking biscuits. Based on my math, one apple butter container has enough butter for 3 biscuits. What the fuck was I supposed to put on the other 21 biscuits? Syrup. I put syrup on them and it was pretty good!