I Hope The Cops Were Able To Find The Suspect On The Loose Wearing A Red Hoodie

This video is a couple of weeks old, but I imagine there still haven’t been any arrests made because it was a classic Whodunit. A cold case with absolutely no leads that even Jimmy McNulty and The Bunk couldn’t solve. For all we know, the man in the red hoodie was halfway around the world by the time this video was shot. A regular Carmen Sandiego.

For all the videos of snitching done on people for selling bottled water on the street or eating burritos on the train, it’s nice to see that the news team at KOMU still believe that they will need to go to the ER for stitches if they narc. That red hoodie popped around the corner and the anchor didn’t break stride. He just got the story from the teleprompter to your ears. If you want to risk serious injury by snitching to a cop wearing shorts, that is on YOU, because this face and hair are wayyyyy too pretty to put on the line to become an informant on the air.

P.S. Obligatory throwback: