Lets Take A Quick Timeout From The Day To Watch A Little Football Porn Courtesy Of Odell Beckham Jr.

And that my friends is why myself and millions of other Giants fans will fight off the hordes of Odell Haters every single time a negative story about him hits the internet. Of course Odell may hold out. Which NFL star in his position wouldn’t? Find me a football player that DOESN’T want to spend the Monday before a playoff game in frigid Green Bay on a boat in balmy Miami. And partying in a bed with a model, some pizza, and what definitely could be parmesan cheese is why you lift all them weights. Yeah those stories seem to linger forever, even in 2018 Internet Time. But when you have a player that can literally make someone trying to guard him disappear from the video altogether in about 3 milliseconds before casually catching a one-handed catch, you can deal with those stories popping up every few months.

That defender’s ligaments and tendons are definitely in tatters, right? You should have to sign a waiver to absolve Odell Beckham of any injuries that may occur while trying to guard him. I’ll admit I’m as nervous as all other Giants fans that we passed on a half dozen QBs in this draft in the hopes that Pat Shurmur will whisper Eli back into a solid quarterback. But if Eli, or any other QB on the Giants roster for that matter, can’t hit a receiver that can get open with those type of moves, along with the mismatches Saquon Barkley and Evan Engram will create, they probably shouldn’t be in the NFL.