This World Cup Goal Is Actual Magic And You Won't Convince Me Otherwise

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Magic exists. That goal is all the proof we needed. I mean how the fuck is that even possible? I’m serious. It looks like CGI. And I’m not saying that from a, “Ohhhh look at me I’m a stupid American who only cares about soccer every 4 years wow that was an amazing goal” point of view. I’m saying that from the point of view of a person who lives in the world and knows certain things are possible and impossible. Can I jump off a building and fly? No. Can I run 300 MPH? No. Should that goal be possible from that angle in that way? No. What that Pavard fella did is impossible in the world I’ve come to know over 29 years.

#3 on Argentina agrees with me. He’s moving across the screen from left to right cause that’s how physics work. But in that moment, the opposite was true. Just an absolutely mind-bending video. The type of video that makes me question the very foundations of science.