Cedar Rapids Sent Out Letters To A Bunch Of Fugitives Saying They Won Free Tickets AND THIS LADY SHOWED UP

MONTICELLO, Iowa (KCRG-TV9) — On Tuesday, U.S. Marshalls lured people with outstanding warrants to the U.S. Cellular Center in Cedar Rapids with the promise of free tickets. Four people took the bait, one of them was Krystal Eiben. I9 asked everyone from the U.S. Marshalls, to the Anamosa police department, to the Jones County Attorney and Sheriff if they think a mistake was made. All said no but that is not how Eiben sees it. Krystal Eiben of Monticello is back home with her significant other, Derek Wittenburg, after spending the night behind bars. “I slept on a metal slab,” said Eiben. “It was horrible.” Eiben was arrested on Tuesday by federal agents with the U.S. Marshals acting on an outstanding warrant from 2016 that I9 has learned was submitted by the Jones County Sheriff’s Office. The operation was designed to lure in unsuspecting fugitives who had been evading law enforcement, but Eiben insists no one was more surprised than her as she thought the warrant was resolved.

Shout out to my hometown! Using some trickery to scoop up fugitives! And one of us was dumb enough to show up! Laugh out loud funny. You gotta be smarter if you’re a fugitive. This lady was the only fugitive who showed up out of the 14 who were sent letters about the tickets. Not great. You need to be questioning everything that happens to you. Nothing happens by accident when you’re a fugitive. Head on a swivel 24/7/365. You sure as shit don’t come running any time someone waves free tickets in your face. If you’re dumb enough to fall for a trick like that, you deserve to be behind bars. If I ever become a fugitive one day, I’ll never get caught. You might think I’m joking but I’m not. I’m convinced I have Jason Bourne skills somewhere inside me.

I need to know what concert the tickets were for. Then I’ll be able to fully judge that lady who showed up. Like if they were for some local jam bad then she’s dumbest person to ever live. However, if the tickets were for, say, John Mayer or the St. Lunatics then I can understand where she’s coming from. You simply can’t pass up an opportunity to those free tickets, fugitive or not. You have to at least show up.