I Rebuke Kawhi Leonard

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It’s no secret that I don’t really care about the Spurs. To me, they’ve always been a boring team. They go out and win their 50+ games a year and wear silver and black. Boring. Silver and Black doesnt put asses in the seats (sellout streaks not included). That being said, I’m out on Kawhi. He built his reputation as this dude who was all about basketball and winning. He didnt care about the money. He still drove his 1987 Trailblazer or whateverthefuck.

He often drives a rehabbed ’97 Chevy Tahoe, nicknamed Gas Guzzler, which he drove across Southern California’s Inland Empire as a teenager. “It runs,” Leonard explains, “and it’s paid off.” That’s right, Leonard still drives the car he used as a teenager

All an act. He wants to move on from San Antonio, that’s fine. The guy who wants you to know how little he cares about his 200 million dollars wants to move to LA to be with the shitty Lakers. We dont want him anyway. We will still have the best grocery store chain, breakfast tacos out the ass, and the insanely efficient roadway system. Seriously, for the amount of people that live in San Antonio, we rarely have bad traffic. It’s so nice compared to other large cities. Additionally, there’s a huge outdoor flea market on I-35 that has mindblowingly good street corn. Good luck finding street corn in LA.

I’d also be remiss if I didnt mention the fact that Selina is basically from here kinda. Pretty cool! So talented and gone too soon much like Kawhi.

That being said, fuck trading him to the Lakers. I wouldnt do that either. If I was the Spurs, I’d rather get nothing for Kawhi than whatever package the Lakers are willing to give up. Or I’d just trade him to the Celtics so my pal Coley could be happy. Tatum and Brown for Kawhi.