Kevin Knox Gets Drafted By The Knicks As The #KNOXBOMB Turns Out To Be True
THE #KNOXBOMB WAS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Like I said in my earlier blog, I was more than fine with the Knicks hypothetically drafting Kevin Knox because he is the 2nd youngest player in the draft, can shoot, and most importantly he went to Kentucky. If I was an NBA GM in the 2010s, I would just draft guys from Kentucky every year like NFL GMs probably wanted to draft Hurricanes in the early 2000s. Knox is also long as fuck and will be another set of limbs for opposing teams to deal with alongside Frankie Nicotine’s octopus arms and our 7’3″ human glitch next season (or whenever KP comes back). The Knicks are clearly not going to be good next season and will hopefully end up with a Top 3 pick after next year’s *crosses fingers* tank. So drafting a talented player that only turns 19 in August lines up perfectly with something the Knicks haven’t seemed to have in a while. A plan.
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Not gonna lie, Mr. Knox and I going through some battles back in the day makes me love this pick as well.
Another reason I love the Knox pick is that the Crying Porzingis Kid hated it.
That kid got a free pass for hating on the Porzingis pick because about 95% of the Tri-State Area felt the same way. But then he flipped like everyone else did and has been on my TV every time the Knicks make a pick. When you become famous for a negative one million degree Freezing Cold Take, I immediately think everything you believe is wrong. So Kevin Knox is about to be our KP 2.0. Please get that fucking kid off my screen ESPN. I never want to see him again.
Crying Porzingis Kid wasn’t the only person that didn’t want Kevin Knox. But Knicks fans not getting what they want is an NBA Draft tradition unlike any other.
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I’ll admit was extremely interested in Michael Porter Jr. for obvious reasons. Being able to get the guy that was the potential number 1 pick before the season started at the 9 spot would have been something out of a dream. But Porter’s medicals are a nightmare and you can’t put someone with those types of red flags on the Knicks. You just can’t. It’s the reason why I am at peace with the Knicks missing out on Steph Curry by one pick 9 years ago. If Steph was a Knick, he would have been known as the guy that carried Davidson in the NCAA Tournament before shattering both of his fragile ass ankles into a million pieces his rookie season and never walking again. Yeah there is a chance Porter goes to Denver, his broken back gets healed buy the thin air, and he becomes a superduperstar. But with all the bad juju hanging over the Knicks franchise with James Dolan as owner, I am fine with the franchise not cursing Porter and themselves with a match made in hell.
In case you aren’t sold on Knox yet, here are some of his highlights to give you a boner.
Annnnnd I came.
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P.S. If Knox ends up being a bust, I am going to delete this entire blog once the Knicks waive him except for this clip and this poll.
#PollDontLie