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The City That The US Is Playing Germany In Today Is Basically A Lake Now Due To Massive Flooding

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Point America. Not saying the Germans don’t have rain or water but it’s basically a land locked country, no chance they know how to deal with shit like this. We eat rain for breakfast. We own bad weather. The more adversity, the more outside issues and problems thrown our way the better we do. That’s just America babe. Wonder if Germany even shows up to the game this morning. Try playing your perfect strategic soccer in the slop, you can’t.

 

 

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The US Soccer fans who are basically swimming to the stadium love soccer more than anyone in the world. No chance I would get in that poop rain river. That has river snakes and Malaria and AIDS written all over it.

 

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