Some Priest Lost His Damn Mind And Started Slapping A Baby That Wouldn't Stop Crying During A Baptism

I know we are taught from a young age to respect our elders. And it is either due to our respect of religion or the fear of going to hell that we do not to hit a man of the cloth, no matter how bad the stuff they do is. But that is an F- job by those adults. I don’t care if Jesus Christ himself came off the cross. If He started smacking either of my kids, I would have to retaliate in some way, no questions asked. Yeah He may have super Jesus strength and could potentially launch my ass to the back pew using some sort of Force ability. But you gotta stick up for your hopeless, crying child there.

I’m not saying you powerbomb the priest through the altar or try to drown him in the vat of Holy water. But you gotta do SOMETHING. A push, a punch, a flick in the ear. You cannot sit back and risk being banished to the couch while also risking your kid being traumatized for life because some random dude in a robe slapped your kid. At least those crazy fucks that dunk the kid in water like they are an Oreo create good viral videos.

And if the people in that slapping video are the Godparents instead of the actual parents, you have to sub them out on the fly and replace them with whoever was your backup option immediately, right? I’m pretty sure the entire point of Godparents is to be there for your kids if something happens to the parents. Well they just flunked their test with flying crashing(?) colors. So let this be a Podfathers™ lesson to everyone out there. If you are bringing your kid in to get baptized, make sure you have a backup pair of Godparents in attendance and that you can take the priest in a fight. Because if the priest baptizing your kid looks like this guy, forget about my entire first paragraph of this blog.