According To This Workout Video, Mo Bamba Is The Greatest Basketball Player In The Universe

Look, I know that the biggest mistake you can make as a scout or fan is to fall in love with a basketball player dominating an empty gym or in this case a trainer that is like a full foot shorter than the guy he is “defending”. But I also know that watching a 7’1″ guy with a 7’10” wingspan do shit that shouldn’t be possible for anybody outside of a 99 overall created player in NBA 2K. Fuck Mo Bamba being the best player in the draft. He may be the best player in the NBA. Maybe ever. I bought the rights to MJVsLeBronVsMo.net after watching that video. Mo obviously has the measurables, apparently has the shot, and moves like a fucking gazelle out there. He’s the result of if all the Monstars put their talent into one #SuperMonstar. I will admit however that despite his size, his defense has one clear Achilles heel.

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Again, I know it’s #WorkoutVideoSZN, but that workout video has everything you want in a player. Including the music. Having the soundtrack to your workout video be a song about you definitely gives you a 99 Swagger rating to go along with an A++++ name. Plus you know who was the last 7-footer who played at Texas for one season and could move like that? Just some NBA Finals MVP with awful hair and a legion of Twitter defenders that are definitely not him.

*In full disclosure, a big reason I wrote this blog is because the Knicks were rumored to be trading up in the draft for someone potentially not named Luka Doncic and I needed to talk myself into Mo Bamba. And like I do with every draft propsect, I am 10000% in on him after watching a 1 minute highlight video

NOW HIT THE MUSIC!!!

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