Drunk Guy Leaves His Family A One-Star Review Because They Were Out Of Ketchup
When David Garavaglia returned late to his family home drunk and hungry, he wanted some ketchup to go with his midnight snack.
The 21-year-old, of Detroit, Michigan, was saddened to find the tomato sauce he had been hoping for was nowhere to be seen, so did what any self-respecting diner after a few drinks would do – he wrote a review.
“He does not remember (writing) this at all,” David’s brother Blake, 19, told the Press Association. “It kind of threw us off – my parents at first thought it was me.
“My brother is usually inverted and we haven’t really seen him drunk since he just turned 21.
What a great idea. The concept of getting frustrating things off your chest is largely lost on today’s society. Sure, we complain on social media if our flights are delayed or if our airline of choice stops serving delicious stroopwafels, but we dont offer corrective actions.
Our young pal here did just that.
As a leader, it’s important to not only identify deficiencies but also to mark corrective actions. David knew that the house was out of ketchup. It was frustrating to him so he marked it in his personal log, left it for the family to see, and I’m sure they have ketchup now.
Maybe I’ll start doing that when I run out of toilet paper.
“Had nothing to clean myself with. My butt itches now. 1 star. Would not recommend this potty.”
Or when the paper that’s just ads gets thrown into my yard. I dont want that paper. Fuck that paper. No one reads that. It’s just a waste of trees and natural resources. The coupons are worthless. I can just start leaving notes on it instead of throwing it on my neighbor’s grass. My neighbor is kind of a cunt so he really deserves it anyway. I mean, the dude has fucking lions on his doormat. Nice decorating scheme, RG3.
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“I had no desire for these ads. I am not in the need of laminate flooring at a discount rate. 1 star. Unsubscribe.”
Last note: incredible handwriting for a drunk person. Just gorgeous penmanship considering.