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Nothing Like A Woman's Rugby Hit Into Hades To Get The Mid-Week Juices Flowing

POW! The most impressive aspect of this stick is the the size of the laddie committing the murder. That is not an absolute unit. Usually the type of steamrollers we see laying the boom on the rugby pitch could literally pave the road. Not this girl. Just pure fundamentals. Ain’t no shame in pulling a Roger Dorn and giving her that “Oley Bullshit” on what is a sideline drill.

This warrior can play on my team any day. That’s assuming her shoulder didn’t shatter into a billion pieces at the point of impact, which is a big assumption. That’s a solid form tackle…if you’re wearing full pads. Still though, you hit someone that hard in the NFL and they’ll come down on you with a felony. Still though, I NEED this tough lady to do a little Oklahoma drill with every woman on the Samoa woman’s team. The collisions may cause a black hole that’ll rip time and space apart at the seams. FE-FI-FO-FUM!!!

PS – S/O to the most frightening woman’s rugby player of all-time: BEAST TONGA. May the souls of her victims rest in piece.