Pissing In -17 Degree Weather Seems Like A Worthy Adventure If It Were Actually Real

Calling fake on the Mr. Wizard of piss and his little science experiment here.

Fist off, no sane individual with a higher cognitive ability than a chimp would whip their dick out in weather like that with no regard for humanity. No way. And if it did happen, either A) The amount of shrinkage wouldn’t allow the pecker to come out of its shell to piss and B) If it did see the light of day at least the tip would freeze over instantly like when the T-1000 from Termantor 2 gets doused with Liquid Nitrogen. Scientific facts. Plus the camera guy is cool with inhaling piss fog like that? Granted, he sounds like the highest number he can count to is potato, but maybe that’s just the way they’re bred in Minnesota. The final straw is the distinct yellow of the piss. Lawrence of Arabia wasn’t even that dehydrated to the point where his urine was more neon than the lights on Broadway.

Verdict: Lemon Lime Gatorade squeezed out of a bottle through his pants. Even though I would rather inhale literal piss than Lemon Lime Gatorade. The worst and most overrated of the ade’s and it’s not even close.