Congrats To Mexico On Winning The World Cup Already

I’m not our resident soccer expert, but what I do know is that the man upstairs absolutely has favorites. Germany is a soccer powerhouse. They’re the defending champs. They came into today the favorite in their match against Mexico. And then someone’s abuela put blessings on top of blessings on the Mexican squad and boom, down goes Germany. Look at these stats. This kind of stuff just doesn’t happen without some help from above.

Now I’m not a gambling man but if I were I’d be sprinting to my local book maker and betting my mortgage on Mexico. As long as they keep receiving their pregame blessings they are now the head and shoulders favorite above the rest of the field. Think about it: Argentina looked shaky, Brazil couldn’t put away Switzerland, and they’ve already smote Germany. Sure, Spain and Portugal looked alright playing against one another, but are you really going to take either of them over GOD??? Lmao, good luck with that. Do you remember how far Sister Jean carried her squad? Now you add Chicharito into the mix with this abuelita? The World Cup is coming back to Landon Donovan’s second home.