The Giants Had A Kerfuffle Break Out In Minicamp, Complete With Punches Being Thrown And Snacks Harrison Swinging A Helmet At Will Hernandez
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Lets get fucking nasty out there fellas! I know coaches hate when there are fights in camp because it takes away from players getting reps in and could lead to serious injury. If Snacks connected that helmet with Hernandez’s head, I may be writing an obituary instead of this blog. Shit, if Nate Solder’s knee was seriously injured in the donnybrook, I may be writing an obituary for the Giants season before it even started.
But we gucci!
So instead of drowning my sorrows due to a friendly fire kill shot and saying that minicamp fights are actually bad, I am going to get excited reading about this clash of the titans from my little sheltered world in the burbs. I fucking love hearing stuff like this. It’s the most fight I’ve seen this team have in years. Myself and every Giants fan on the planet has heard/said all that needs to be heard/said about the Giants offensive line the last few years. It stink, stank, stunk. I’ll admit that Ben McAdoo’s playcalling and Jerry Reese’s moves didn’t do much to help the O-Line’s cause. But those days may be done with now that the Giants actually have a functioning professional football player at left tackle for the first time in years and Will Hernandez’s mean streak that is the stuff of legend. Will Hernandez is the meanest young man that ever lived now that Mr. Myrtle from The Sandlot has kicked the bucket (RIP In Peace). I haven’t seen a rookie’s attribute be more hyped than Hernandez’s mean streak since, well, since last summer when Frank Ntilikina’s arms became stuff of New York basketball lore alongside Pee Wee Kirkland’s scoring ability and Skip To My Lou’s handle.
If Will Hernandez is fighting, both literally and figuratively, against one of the baddest DT’s on the planet during practice, he will be more than ready for whatever the rest of the NFL has to throw at him. As for the rest of the O-Line, Dave Gettleman has at the very least shuffled the deck chairs on the Titanic, and at most made it potentially a very respectable line. If they have a mean streak, even better. And if that mean streak means that the O-Line and D-Line are beating each other up in practice during the summer so Eli doesn’t get beat up every Sunday during the fall and winter, so be it.
But seriously Snacks, lets avoid using weaponizing football equipment. Or at least avoid it unless its in a fight against another team. And definitely no swinging any helmets at the guys wearing jerseys number 10, 13, or 26. That’s just common sense.