The Mets Shockingly Lost A Game That Jacob deGrom Pitched Brilliantly In
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It feels like every day there is a new stat about the Mets ineptitude that blows my mind, which is then followed up the next day by a stat that is somehow even more impressive. It’s like reading Tony Gwynn fun facts but the much much much much sadder version. Stats involving players whose dads could have fought in the Civil War don’t even seem like real life.
The Mets ass is officially in the jackpot now. I still don’t know what that means, but I know it’s fucking bad. And what the Mets have done to Jacob deGrom is damn near criminal. Juries have convicted people of negligence for less than what the Mets have done to Jacob deGrom. I was actually hoping the Mets would get no-hit today because maybe there would be some sort of change because of the embarrassment that comes with a no-no. I understand there wouldn’t be any big changes because the Mets apparently don’t believe in those. This is the same franchise that won’t dump Jose Reyes’ corpse because he came up in their system and gave fans great memories a million years ago. And if you want to be blunt about it, the one change the Mets need to make can’t be done because they are the only people in the entire organization that can’t be fired. There is a reason that big market teams like the Yankees and Red Sox can turn around their team’s fortunes in a couple of years while the Mets need the better part of a decade to become competitive again. It starts at the top, just like the reason the Knicks will never be a competitor in the NBA despite all of their resources.
Things are so bleek, we may even be losing The Tank to the Evil Empire across town.
That’s right, the man that once stared down Big Cat’s favorite boss down on TV and declined free Yankees season tickets may be turning to the dark side.
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Live look at the Tank Garage:
Shit that’s depressing. I personally would stop rooting for a baseball team (something I’ve day dreamed about WAY too much the last few weeks) before I joined that army of hardos. But this is the hopeless reality that Mets fans live in now.
Time to remember the good ol’ days that we didn’t even realize were so good because the audio from it wasn’t known about until last night.
Okay this was pretty funny and made me laugh too.