Jabari Parker Visits Joel Embiid And Flashes That "Thanks For Having A Weak Body And Making Me An Extra Half A Million Dollars" Smile

Does this look like the face of a man who just made an extra half a million dollars overnight?

Love this move by Jabari. Hey Joel, heard about your little leg man, sorry your bones are made of dust and everyone is petrified of your body falling apart even though you’re only 20 years old. REALLY sucks, just awful luck. Alright dude, get better, see you in the 2015-16 season.

*Hashtags #GodSpeedJoJo and does roughly 10 trillion fist pumps in the air*

Now the non-cynic in me will say maybe Jabari and Joel Embiid just genuinely like each other but either way I love this move. Personally thanking the guy who just put a half a million in your pocket. Smile from ear to ear, I don’t think Joel Embiid even realizes it either, just sitting there eating vicodins and oreos thinking people still want a 7 footer with an old man’s body.