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Does This Look Like The Face of a Guy Whose Life is Being Ruined By a Ghost?

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Mirror

A heartbroken man says his girlfriend dumped him because the ghost of a 7-ft tall circus ringmaster followed him home from an exorcism.

Ed Booker, 37, took part in the sinister ritual to rid a home of evil spirits – but he never realised the horrifying consequences it would have on his life. He claims his health rapidly went downhill and unexplainable things started happening after he participated in the paranormal cleansing. He says ‘DIE’ was scrawled on the inside of his windows and he even snapped an image showing the menacing circus worker lurking down a darkened corridor.

The final straw for his girlfriend Donna Hall, 31, came when she was attacked and pinned down by a macabre force at their home in Worthing, West Sussex, Ed claims. He said: “This ghost is ruining my life. My ex was attacked and pinned down. I’ve had mediums come in and they’ve been attacked too.

“I’ve woken up with painful scratches down my arm. I feel like I’m in real danger.

“It has destroyed my relationship, my health is still suffering quite a lot.

“I’m always depressed; once I get out of the house I perk up but my mood drops as soon as I go back in.

“I don’t know why it seems to want me. People have said it’s not the flat that’s evil, it’s you – it’s attached itself to you.”

Ed has always been interested in the supernatural, and he has also taken part in several exorcisms as part of a ghost-hunting group.

I cannot say this enough: Do NOT fuck with ghosts. Do not try and be a hero and attend an exorcism to rid a random home of ghosts. You don’t know them nor do you owe them anything. Don’t mess with something you don’t understand, especially the supernatural. Why, you might ask? Because what if in the process of that ghost ridding they become attached to you and haunt the fuck out of you. Next thing you know you’ve got a 7 foot tall circus ringmaster ghost following your every step. Circus ghosts have to be the worst kind when you really break it down right? Clowns and ghosts mixed together are just bad news bears. Supposedly the ghost scribbled “die” inside this man’s car windows. This is apparently the seven foot giant lurking in at the end of this corridor.

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Not only is this affecting this guy Ed, but it’s already tormented his girlfriend. She was attacked and pinned down at their own home, forcing her to leave Ed for her own safety. How about the balls on her? Yeah I’m in love with you and all that, but I’m getting the fuck out of here, sorry babe. Imagine that conversation? Honey, it’s over. This ghost is too much for me to handle, I don’t need this right now. That was probably a real life conversation had between the two. Granted, this all could have been an elaborate hoax by her to find an excuse to leave. You could believe that version of the story or the ghost version, it just depends if you have an imagination or not.

Never be the hero folks. What good did it do poor Ed? His life is completely ruined. His health has rapidly declined. His car is fucked. His girlfriend left him. All because he thought it’d be a good idea to participate in an exorcism. What an idiot. I don’t even have a solution for Ed. You kind have just got to embrace the ghost and try to defeat it in a duel or something. You’ve got nothing to lose at this point in the battle.

I don’t think Big Cat understands how big of a bullet he dodged when he tried to buy a ghost a few years ago.

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