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Guy Who Takes Viral "Sexy" Mugshot Is Somehow Doing Better Than All Of Us Today

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(Source) A handsome mug shot of a Northern California man arrested on felony weapons charges has gone viral on social media, attracting more than 33,000 “likes” and drawing comments praising his high cheek bones, chiseled face and striking blue eyes. Jeremy Meeks, 30, a felon, was arrested Wednesday on five weapons charges and one gang charge, according to Officer Joseph Silva, a spokesman for the Stockton Police Department. “I have not seen that many likes for a photo before,” he said.

I want to hate on this guy but here are the facts.

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1) He actually is pretty good looking. No Homo (Roy Hibbert)

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2) His picture just went viral and had a million chicks finger themselves to him. They know his name, they know his general location. You don’t think he’s going to stuff everything in sight after this? He basically just blasted out his tinder profile to 10 million people and they all loved it.

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3) In terms of felonies, weapons charges is a pretty sweet one. Chicks love to feel safe. Well Newsflash a felon with a gun is one of the safest places in the world. Who’s going to step to him? Another felon? HA!

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4) Teardrop tattoos will most likely never go out of style. No wait, they definitely won’t go out of style. Best way to tell a dead friend you love them even though they’re dead and can’t hear you and don’t give a fuck about the tattoo on your face.

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So all in all, like I said, hate all you want but Jeremy Meeks just won the day, minus the part where he’s going to be in prison and a pretty face like that will most likely suck a TON of dicks.

 

 

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How much do women suck at leaving creepy comments on the internet? Break me off a piece of him? My Husband? What? Awful ladies. Creep game set to awful

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