Make Your Old Man Happy For Once And Buy Him Something From The Barstool Father's Day Collection, Which Is 20% Off Until Tomorrow At Midnight

Clem6/06/2018 9:26 PM

Once upon a time, your dad had sex with your mom and nine months later, you popped out and changed his life. Maybe for better, maybe for worse, maybe for both.

But now that you are here and grown up to the point that you (hopefully) have a credit card, you can get him something for Father’s Day he actually wants. Because trust me, you probably got him a lot of shit he didn’t want when you were a kid, likely as an adult as well. Which is why the entire Barstool Father’s Day Collection is on sale for 20% off. No need to look around last minute or buy him something he will never use. Even if he’s not a Stoolie, he will enjoy a lot of the stuff we have in the store.

To be honest, I didn’t even know half of these products existed until just now. I hope my wife Ernestine buys me my gift from here. We have stuff like the Saturdays Are For The Dads tee.

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Rocks Glass

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An Old Fashioned Cocktail Kit

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Shotgun Tool For The Dad That Still Likes To Party

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We also have a shit ton of golf stuff since dads love nothing more than getting out of the house for some peace and quiet on the links.

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Father’s Day is also the last day of the U.S. Open, which Tiger will definitely be winning. So get your Make Sundays Great Again gear for the old man now so he doesn’t look like some front-running dickhead that bought it AFTER Tiger officially came #back. Plus you know Portnoy will be marking up all Tiger merch 20% once he wins the U.S. Open.

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And maybe you don’t have a dad or you hate his guts. But if you have a friend who is currently stuck in Baby Hell like I am, you can get his kid a onesie to let him know that you are thinking about him