Diving Into The Deep, Blue C*** Word

::swims quietly up to ear of this blog, leans forward politely, clears throat::

“cunt.”

Ah yes, allow me to dive right into the deep, blue ‘C word’. It’s been in the spotlight this week because comedian Samantha Bee of TBS’s Full Frontal, called Ivanka Trump a ‘feckless cunt’.

If this was Scotland, mum would keep pouring the tea & no one would bat an eye. If French fries were their conversations, cunt’s the salt that gets sprinkled all over ‘em, the spice of the convo. No biggie there. But not quite the case here, where cunt is a real show-stopper.

And Sam Bee seems to think that because she’s a late nite TBS host, they’ll just let her do it. Like she can do anything. Whatever she wants. She can grab ‘em by the cunt. Moves on ‘em like a feckless cunt.

Well welcome to the women’s locker room, gang. That’s just how we talk in here. Don’t go getting your boxers in a wad.

And yes, I get why people are upset. A public figure called the President’s daughter a cunt on TV. Perhaps not the best move. But do you think the writer’s room didn’t know exactly what they were doing? I wouldn’t be surprised if they had an apology written out before the episode even aired.

Sometimes people do things to stir the pot (see paragraph above), and the outrage (attention) flows in like the Franzia I’m pouring in my solo cup as we speak. Deliberate & cheap, yes, but it gets the job done.

::Kermit sipping tea meme::

But back to cunt. Politics & rabble, rabble rabble aside, why is it so offensive? Nobody flips if you call them a dick. Are lady jawn (“vagina”) references still really that shocking to people?

My friend Chaps is way ahead of the game when it comes to cunts. Even Barstool wasn’t quite ready for it, & KMarko asked that it be limited to the body of the story, where we can cunt-it-up until the cows come home.

I, for one, think that we need to take the European approach, dive right in, & fully embrace cunt. I’ll be doing my best to desensitize myself from the shock of it all.

Cunt-a-roonies. Cuntasauraus Rex. Carmel mocha cuntaccino, venti. Cuntry fried chicken. Cinnamon Toast Cunt. Good Will Cunting. Top Cunt. Forrest Cunt. Cuntoppotamus. An amazing 80 yard cunt from the 30 yard line! Cookie cunter. Cuntwheels. You get the idea. If you do one thing this weekend, help me with this cause & throw some cunt out there. Pls don’t be a cunt about it.

Anyways, my friend Richard, AKA Dick, AKA Big Dick, is back in town, and we’re gonna meet up for some coffee. Signing off, I’m Katherine… but, please, call me ‘Cunt’.