Evangelist Seeks Donations For His 4th Private Jet, Worth $54 Million, So He Won't Have To Stop To Refuel When He Spreads His Christianity Truth
A Louisiana TV evangelist is asking members of his congregation to donate $54million to pay for a new private jet which he claims God told him he needed in order to spread the gospel.
Jesse Duplantis, the founder of the Jesse Duplantis Ministries, made his plea in a five-minute long video posted online last week.
In it, the 68-year-old explains that despite already owning three planes which were paid for in cash with donations, he ‘needs’ the Dassault Falcon 7X, hailed as the ‘benchmark of the 21st Century business jet’, so that he doesn’t have to stop to refuel during missions.
‘You know I have owned three different jets in my life and I use them and just burning them up for the Lord, Jesus Christ.
I have no problem saying publicly I think people who are super religious in today’s day and age are legit crazy people. I will go out of my way to avoid most people that think religion is the most important thing in the world. That being said, I love Jesse Duplantis. This guy is an evangelist, a person who spreads the word of Christian faith, who has three private jets that have all been paid for by donations of his followers. He’s tired of refueling his planes so he’s in the market for a fourth to avoid this hassle. What a nightmare! This guy is just filled with incredible lines that make you think he’s a fictional character…
“Jesus wouldn’t be traveling on a donkey’ if he were still alive. He’d be in an airplane preaching the gospel all over the world. Let me just say this. We’re believing God for a brand new Falcon 7X, so we can go anywhere in the world in one stop.”
He flies on these privates jets simply because God told him to. It’s not his fault the lord told him to live an unnecessary, lavish lifestyle! This guy might be my hero even though I don’t believe a single word he’s saying when he preaches.
“If I can do it for one stop, I can fly it for a lot cheaper because I have my own fuel farm. And that’s wha’s a blessing of the lord. “
Jesus wouldn’t need to stop mid-flight to fuel up so why should should Jesse? I mean both their first names start with J so they’re basically twins right?
For not being religious I do know one thing: Jesus could walk on fucking water. He’s going to teleport to wherever he needs to be to spread his gospel. I’ve seen Bruce Almighty. My dude turned a billion emails into post-it notes because he fucking wanted to. Bruce didn’t need a jet to pollute the air so he could answer some prayers.
Shout out to the Goddess of Goddesses Jen Aniston in that movie.
Murder. I would murder someone to spend a night with her.