30% Of New Yorkers Want To Leave The City. See Ya!

Oh my God GIVE IT TO ME.  Leave!  See ya later!  Don’t let the door and the piles of garbage heaped up on the street corner hit you on your way out.  You’re so right.  It’s disgusting here.  Smells like trash.  Pee and poop everywhere.  Homeless people in your way everywhere you try to walk.  Too many people.  Too much traffic.  Too many bikes.  The restaurants are too exclusive.  The drink prices are too high.  The rent is too high.  It rains every other day.  The winters are unbearable.  The taxi drivers are rude.  You couldn’t be on more point with all of that.  So go ahead and pack your bags and hit the road and leave the good people of New York who actually enjoy it here all the open sidewalks and all the open real estate.  I need a rooftop.  I need a water view.  I need a washer dryer.  I need hardwood floors.  I need a one bedroom with a home office and 15 foot ceilings.  I need to be able to have more than 2 friends over at a time even though I may not have them but still it would be nice to at least have the option.  I need ample seating.  I need a kitchen table.  I need maintenance men on hand 24/7/365 to fix all the things that I’m not man enough to do myself.  I need a doorman opening the door for me every time I enter or exit so I don’t have to touch all the gross germs on the handle even though the tenants are so clean and respectable in the building they wouldn’t even consider having germs.  And I need it without spending 2 paychecks a month on rent.  Please give it to me.  Please leave.  Please go away and never come back.  I’m begging you.