Noah "The God of Thunder" Syndergaard Goes On The DL With A Sore Index Finger. Thoughts And Prayers

Well, that’s weird. I thought Noah Syndergaard went by the nickname Thor? You know who Thor is right? He’s the God of Thunder. He produces lightning and thunder from the sky at will. He destroys his opponents with zero mercy as he blows them away with his 100 mph fastball and 93 mph slider.

Oh, and now he’s on the disabled list with a SORE FINGER?!?!? Thor gets his eye ripped out in one of the movies and is almost killed. I’ve never, in my 24 years on this planet, heard of someone going on the DL with a sore finger. Syndergaard ain’t no Thor. You go around New York talking in third person like an asshole, thinking you’re hot shit like you own this city? Let me tell you this, bud: Gods don’t go on the DL with sore fingers.

Admittedly, as a Yankees fan, I love to watch Jacob deGrom pitch. Yesterday was so badass when he waved off Mickey Callaway in the 7th as he got out of his 1st and 3rd nobody out jam. deGrom is the ace of that Mets team and it’s not close, even though deep down that’s all Noah wants. Want to know why I can’t stand this guy? Here are a few, but not all, examples.

Exhibit A: Took to the streets of New York acting like Thor. It’s maybe the least funniest thing I’ve ever watched.

Exhibit B: In his first spring start Noah threw almost every pitch 100 mph and then conducted his postgame interview shirtless saying he wasn’t even trying. Hehe haha!

Exhibit C: He tried to be like Tebow jogging shirtless and failed miserably.

Exhibit D: He tried to be funny on Twitter and trolls Trump’s tweet. Of course he had to have his hand in this.

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The guy stinks out loud. Sure he’s an awesome pitcher, but don’t go around thinking you own this city and call yourself a superhero while you’re being sidelined with a sore index finger. Thoughts and prayers to Noah during this tough time as he uses voice to text for the foreseeable future. Get lost clown.