Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Alabama – A SUBSTITUTE teacher has been accused of having sex with a pupil at his house while the teen’s parents were out.
Meta Diane Lovely, 54, was arrested after officers were alerted to the alleged sexual relationship.
The Alabama educator swapped numbers with the 16-year-old boy after they started talking on social media, according to court records.
Tuscaloosa police said the boy claimed he and Lovely had sex multiple times at his home and in other non-disclosed locations. …
Lovely later told officers she did meet the pupil without his parent’s permission, but that she only stayed in their home for six minutes.
She was 53 when the alleged sexual encounter happened.
The Kelly Staffing educator strongly denied the allegation, according to her lawyer.
Well it looks like what we’ve got here is your classic he said/SST said situation. An Alabama Standoff in which the student says one thing and the Cougary substitute teacher says something else.
And I’m going to give her the presumption of innocence on this one. I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why a 53-year-old substitute teacher would exchange phone numbers with a 16-year-old in her classroom. Then visit the kid’s house when his parents were not home. Against their wishes. Plenty of non-sexual reasons. I just can’t for the life of me come up with a single one that doesn’t involve her taking the kid to Bonetown. And don’t give us that “I was only there for six minutes” ragtime as an alibi. I was 16 once. Six minutes would have been enough time to do it twice and leave enough time for a PB&J. But still, this is me believing her story until she’s proven guilty. I guess.
The Grades:
Looks: We’d have to see what she’s got going on from the neck down. But for a 54-year-old, she is keeping it together pretty well. I’m sure she was a smoke back before the Internet. And that somewhere she’s got a box of grainy, drab-colored 4:3 ration home porn on VHS. But based on what we can see and grading on the mid-50s curve, she’s a solid
Grade: B-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: If we had an admission of guilt or maybe some incriminating texts, I could give her more points. But the lawyer denying it will kill your MC/BJ grade every time. Even if you were hanging out at a student’s house for no explicable reason.
Grade: D
Intangibles: Meta Diane Lovely is quite simply the best Sex Scandal Teacher these hands have ever typed. It’s like the hooker’s name in a Carl Hiassan novel or something. It’s enough to make you wonder if her given name was Rona Artest Lovely.
Grade: A
Overall: C-
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