There Is A Mysterious Bag Of Wet Socks Hanging Around The White House Press Room

Hey all you premadonna media dummies, here’s an idea. How about somebody picks up the bag of socks and throws it in the garbage? This bag’s been sitting there for over a week. Outrageous. Typical elitist media think they’re above throwing things away. I’m pretty sure Warren Buffett still scrubs the toilets at Berkshire Hathaway but Saagar and his colleagues can’t toss out some socks.

PS — I must admit, I find wet socks to be the most disgusting thing in the world. I would vomit if I had to sit there and look at this every day but luckily I would never have to do that because I would throw them away.