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News Helicopter Follows Intense Car Chase -- Wait, No, That's Just A Guy At A Gas Station

At first this looked like the most calm and collected criminal of all time. My guy strolled into that convenience store cool as a chilled cucumber, zen as the Dali Lama, with a resting heart rate of 2. They’ve said the best way to get out of a crime or to pass a lie detector is to tell yourself you didn’t do the crime so you create an alternate reality in your mind where you can truly say you didn’t do the crime. Another good way to get out of a crime is to have not done it.

Egg on the camera man’s face. A main clue that this man was not being pursued was the fact that there was no one pursuing him. No cops. No spike strips. Just a guy getting some crullers from his local Stop’N’Shop.

This comment was funny though.

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