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Pissed Off Eagles Fan Lets Brandon Graham And His "Asshole Teammates" Know How Much He Hates Them Not Visiting The White House

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Dammmmnnnnnn Brandon. Just airing out the man’s full name, home address, and phone number like it ain’t no thing. The only detail the DE didn’t air out about Robert was his multiple Barstool commentor accounts including “TaintCunt69″ and “NatesAIDSface” I don’t necessarily hate it. The man said he wanted Brandonto be cut from the team. The last time someone did that to me we had to start up the hashtag #NecrophiliaNate. Hey, what can I say. You come after my livelihood and I out you (allegedly) fucking corpses. What’s fair is fair. The most surprising thing of this all is Brandon Graham actually opens his own fanmail. Good on him. You don’t see Earl Thomas dealing with his own stationary. Probably.

Tim Thomas didn’t go when Obama was in office in 2011. Michael Jordan didn’t visit when George H.W. Bush was in the Oval throne. Larry Bird also didn’t go to the White House in ’84 and responded “If the president wants to see me, he knows where to find me”. Was it a big political hoopla back then? I have no idea. All I do know is Brandon Graham was a key factor in winning a Super Bowl for the Philadelphia Eagles. If he chooses not to visit the White House for any reason, OK. I don’t care. If the reason he chooses to stay back is to freaking play hide the salami with my grandmother it would be fine by me. I don’t have to like it, but the man helped win a Lombardi. It’s my, and our duty to allow him to do whatever he wants.