Regrettably, Emilia Clarke's Wookiee Impression Turns Me On
Well, fuck. I never wanted it to come to this, but here we are. I just legitimized every “You jerk off to Star Wars!!!” comment I’ve ever gotten in my life, to a level I never imagined possible.
There’s certain things from Star Wars – Leia’s metal bikini, Padme’s ripped arena attire, Rey’s…Rey – that justifiably tickle my fancy. Which is fine, because those things usually have the same effect on casual or even non-fans. Here, take these for a spin…
Some aesthetically pleasing visuals right there! No doubt about it! Think we all agree on that front.
This, though?
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Might be the only homeboy in the galaxy who’s more into that than I am those Khaleesi scenes. God dammit.
Why I am the way that I am?