Airline Passenger Harasses Women then Pees on the Seat in Front of Him
Source – Frontier Airlines says they are aware of a recent situation aboard a flight from Denver to South Carolina in which a passenger allegedly urinated on the passenger’s seat in front of him.
According to another passenger on the flight, the man urinated on the seat in front of hers after being kicked out of his previous seat for inappropriate behavior.
The passenger told CBS4’s Dillon Thomas she was sitting in the same row as the man, across the aisle, when he unbuckled his seat belt and urinated on the back of the chair.
The woman said the male passenger was moved to the row she was in after he allegedly verbally and physically assaulted two other women near his previous seat. She also said the man allegedly touched one sleeping female passenger and later asked another woman about her sexual and marital life. …
The passenger claimed the airline provided her an outdated complaint card, which provided disconnected phone numbers. When she called a booking agent, the woman said she was told the airline would refund her checked baggage fee and would give her a $200 voucher.
The fall of Western Civilization remains right on schedule. And the more I think about it, the more I realize that air travel is the thing leading us back into the Dark Ages. With no Renaissance, Industrial Revolution or Age of Enlightenment coming to pull us out of it any time soon.
Case in point: I looked for video of this on Twitter by searching “urinates plane.” And got dozens of hits, none of which were this guy flying out of Denver. A kid pissing in a Chinese airliner. A guy on Malindo Air walking around a plane naked, jacking it to porn, then pissing on the seat. Another guy pissing in the aisle back in 2016. Yet another guy pissing on another passenger. A YouTube link allegedly of French actor Gerard Depardieu whizzing at his seat in 2012 (I did not click). And now this guy.
You see air travel in old TV shows and it was elegant. A new mode of transportation ushering in a new age. Distinguished men in suits. Refined women in dresses and hats. You dressed like you were going to a wedding and acted accordingly. Now it’s a city bus with wings. A subway where they teach you how a seat belt works at every station.
I’ve taken the MBTA thousands of times in my life and literally seen someone take a whizz once. It was 4:30 in the afternoon and I was getting on the Green Line at the last stop. Meaning it was above ground, a dozen or so other rail lines with out-of-service cars everywhere. And a guy stood in front of me and pissed against the door. When he was done he turned to me and said, semi-apologetically, “I have a bladder problem.” So I replied, “Well, you’ve certainly handled this the right way. God forbid you go take care of that behind one of the other cars when you can do it right here.” Then turned to the guy next to me and said “I suppose I ought to tell you, I have a bowel problem.” And we sat there helpless while dozens of people in their dress shoes stepped through the guy’s warm, yellow puddle. But that was just one time. And the cost of getting on was like $2.50, so you almost expect it. Even though you couldn’t get a housebroken dog to do it, it sort of comes with the whole public transportation experience. And yet, it’s getting to where it’s even more common on airlines.
And kudos to Frontier Air for their handling of it. If it were up to me, there’d be an airlock on every plane where you can stick some perv who’s giving women the Hot Cosby treatment and then blast him into the stratosphere like Ripley did to the xenomorph at the end of the first two Alien movies. But in our reality, they move the guy to another row and leave him there to Golden Shower the in-flight magazines and vomit bags. And if anyone complains, they give you hoops to jump through and 200 bucks for your trouble. God help us all. Elon Musk can’t build the Hyperloop fast enough. And when he does, I’m not getting on a plane ever again.