Kelly Keegs

Co-host of Cutting Stems. Heavy on the sarcasm, even heavier on the wine pours. Always the tallest of my friends. Ride or die for #BachelorNation, basic bitches and Taylor Swift.

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The Staten Island Ferry Thinks Its "Sexy" And "On Par With Lady Liberty" When In Reality Its Getting Big For Its Britches

The Staten Island Ferry Thinks Its "Sexy" And "On Par With Lady Liberty" When In Reality Its Getting Big For Its Britches

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Desperate Housewives Is a Top 3 Most Dramatic Show To Ever Exist

Desperate Housewives Is a Top 3 Most Dramatic Show To Ever Exist

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Travis Barker's Doctor Told Kourtney Kardashian That "Drinking Travis' Sperm Several Times A Week Is Good For Her Fertility Treatments"

Travis Barker's Doctor Told Kourtney Kardashian That "Drinking Travis' Sperm Several Times A Week Is Good For Her Fertility Treatments"

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Kanye West Is Redesigning McDonalds' Packaging, Which Means Every Big Mac Box Will Look Like Kim Kardashian's Ass

Kanye West Is Redesigning McDonalds' Packaging, Which Means Every Big Mac Box Will Look Like Kim Kardashian's Ass

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A Crowd Of People Swarmed An Open House In Brooklyn That's Not Even That Nice, Because The Housing Market Is So Desperate

A Crowd Of People Swarmed An Open House In Brooklyn That's Not Even That Nice, Because The Housing Market Is So Desperate

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Scott Disick Did The Only Thing You Can Do While The Love Of Your Life Gets Married To Someone Else, He Hit Up The Strip Club

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Am I Dying Or Am I Just Getting Older? An Investigation

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The Whole Presley Family Praises Austin Butler's Performance as Elvis, Calling It An "Emotional Experience"

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After What Feels Like 2 Years, Rihanna Gives Birth To A Baby Boy With ASAP Rocky

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5/19/22 6:40 PM

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Taylor Swift Is Now Officially "Dr Taylor Swift" After Delivering NYU Class of 2022's Commencement Speech

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5/18/22 4:50 PM

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The Three Way Relationship Between Amber Heard, Cara Delevingne and Elon Musk Is Now A Part Of Johnny Depp And Amber's Trial

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5/17/22 8:30 PM

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Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian Got Legally Married In A Courthouse Over The Weekend, Bringing Their Total Weddings Up To Two (2) So Far

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5/16/22 5:30 PM

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Normalize Not Being Able To Chug Beers, Or Any Liquids At All

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5/13/22 4:20 PM

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Tom Felton Claims That Playing Draco Malfoy "Didn't Make Him Popular With Girls" And I Beg To Differ

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5/10/22 5:00 PM

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I'm Trying To Get My Hands On Some Space Weed ASAP

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4/22/22 7:45 PM

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Is The Met Gala Red Carpet Even Worth Watching If Zendaya Isn't Coming?

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4/22/22 7:20 PM

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Kris Jenner Revealed In Court That Blac Chyna Threatened To Kill Kylie Jenner

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4/22/22 5:00 PM

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What The Hell Does This Photo Drake Posted Of Himself Hugging Taylor Swift Mean?

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4/19/22 3:43 AM

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Women With The Best Tits In Hollywood, They’re Just Like Us! Sydney Sweeney Stuck Sleeping On The Floor Of An Airport

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4/14/22 5:00 PM

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Comedian Ali Wong Does An Entire Netflix Special About How She Wants A Divorce, Promptly Divorces Her Husband

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4/14/22 4:10 PM

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What do Weddings, Award Shows and Bad Influences Have In Common? Me.

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4/13/22 4:20 PM

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The Real Housewives of Barstool

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4/11/22 3:30 PM

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I Went To Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz's Wedding This Weekend, And This Is Actually What Happened

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4/11/22 2:30 PM

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A Complete Breakdown Of Last Night's Hour Long ABC News Special "The Kardashians"

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Travis Barker And Kourtney Kardashian Got Married In Vegas Secretly In The Middle Of The Night After The Grammys

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