Kelly Keegs

Co-host of Cutting Stems. Heavy on the sarcasm, even heavier on the wine pours. Always the tallest of my friends. Ride or die for #BachelorNation, basic bitches and Taylor Swift.

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Bo Burnham Got Robbed At The Emmys By Hamilton AKA The Most Overrated Play Of All Time

Bo Burnham Got Robbed At The Emmys By Hamilton AKA The Most Overrated Play Of All Time

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Tonight Will Be NYC's Last 7pm Sunset Until March 2022, Eternal Darkness Is Upon Us

Tonight Will Be NYC's Last 7pm Sunset Until March 2022, Eternal Darkness Is Upon Us

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Who Hasn't Given A Little Sloppy Toppy On A Flight After A Few Glasses Of Prosecco?

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A Female Perspective On The Guy Who Stuck A Cord Up His Penis Trying To Measure How Big It Is

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Welcome To The New Hottest Comedy Club In Town, The Glass Cage

Because We Got HighWelcome To The New Hottest Comedy Club In Town, The Glass Cage

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It Looks Like AOC's "Tax The Rich" Dress Design Was Stolen From A San Francisco Lunch Lady And Single Mom

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9/15/21 5:00 PM

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I’m Sick Of All The Whiny Babies Who Don’t Understand The Point Of The Met Gala

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9/14/21 6:25 PM

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We Continue To Live In Paris Hilton's World As She Dances And Sings To Her Own Song At The US Open

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9/13/21 6:30 PM

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Britney Spears' New Fiance Sam Asghari Confirms He Will Be Signing A Prenup To Protect His Own Assets

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9/13/21 5:30 PM

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Britney Spears Is Engaged, Confirming Her Long Time Boyfriend Was In Fact, NOT Her Handler

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9/13/21 2:40 PM

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Lorde Says Her Entire Discography Is "Drug Themed," And She Wrote Them All Under The Influence

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Kacey Musgraves Is "Disappointed" With The Dating Pool Post-Divorce, Also, Water Is Wet

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John Mulaney And Olivia Munn Are Having A Baby

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Oscar Issac And Jessica Chastain Are Grab Assing On The Red Carpet Despite Being Married To Other People, And Apparently This Is Fine?

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The First Step On The Road To Becoming A Witch - Learning The Tarot Card Deck

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This (Very Good) Dog Is An Artist Who Knows How To Paint Masterpieces With His Mouth

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A Hail Storm Started In The Middle Of The Dolce And Gabbana Fashion Show In Italy And Everyone Lost Their Shit

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8/30/21 11:10 PM

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New York Is Once Again The Most Expensive Place To Live In America

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8/30/21 7:05 PM

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Ryan Reynolds Perpetuates Unrealistic Boyfriend Standards In 'Free Guy'

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8/30/21 2:40 PM

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Because We Got HighThe Entire "Black Mirror" Series Is Just A Compilation Of True Stories About The Future

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8/26/21 6:30 PM

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Kacey Musgraves Is Selling Stick-On Tears And Handkerchiefs For Sad Girl Fall (Dramatic Girls Only)

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8/24/21 7:00 PM

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Taylor Swift Is Officially On Tiktok, Now There Is No Reason To Leave The App

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8/23/21 7:40 PM

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Because We Got HighIt's Time To Talk About The "Hollow Earth" Theory, As Well As The Ancient Civilization Living Inside Of The Earth's Core

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8/19/21 3:50 PM

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British Reporter Mercy Muroki Bodybags Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Live On TV, Just For Existing

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8/19/21 2:50 PM

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Colin Jost Finally Confirmed That He And Scarlett Johansson Are Having A Baby During A Stand Up Routine This Past Weekend

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8/18/21 5:30 PM

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