Kelly Keegs

Co-host of Cutting Stems. Heavy on the sarcasm, even heavier on the wine pours. Always the tallest of my friends. Ride or die for #BachelorNation, basic bitches and Taylor Swift.

Latest From Kelly Keegs

'Cooking With Paris' Is Incredible And Everything You Could Have Ever Hoped It Would Be

'Cooking With Paris' Is Incredible And Everything You Could Have Ever Hoped It Would Be

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Because We Got HighPeople Are Blacking Out On Wine And Champagne Over Liquor, Allegedly

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7/29/21 7:40 PM

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Footage Has Been Released Of A Women's Weightlifting Olympian, Reincarnated As A Little Girl - Let's Investigate

Footage Has Been Released Of A Women's Weightlifting Olympian, Reincarnated As A Little Girl - Let's Investigate

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7/28/21 7:50 PM

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Bachelor Contestant And Crowd Favorite Andrew Spencer Is Under Fire For Tweeting About "Fat Hoes" In 2012

Bachelor Contestant And Crowd Favorite Andrew Spencer Is Under Fire For Tweeting About "Fat Hoes" In 2012

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7/28/21 5:20 PM

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Just Kidding, Paris Hilton is NOT Pregnant, We Are All Still Extremely Young

Just Kidding, Paris Hilton is NOT Pregnant, We Are All Still Extremely Young

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7/27/21 8:40 PM

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Paris Hilton Is Pregnant, Youth Continues To Slip Through Our Grasp

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7/27/21 4:40 PM

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Openly Judging Your Coworkers Based On Their Outfits Is A Dream Come True

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7/23/21 4:10 PM

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Terrible News, You Can (Almost) Masturbate Yourself To Death

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7/23/21 3:10 PM

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Because We Got HighMen Who Get Mullet Haircuts Definitely Think They Look Like Patrick Swayze, But They Don't, And They Need To Know

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7/22/21 3:50 PM

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Surprise Surprise, Taylor Swift Was 2020's Highest Earning Musician

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7/22/21 12:00 AM

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Jack Antonoff And Scarlett Johansson...Went To Prom Together?

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7/21/21 9:40 PM

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Megan Fox Skipped Her Movie Premiere And Lala Kent (Engaged To The Director) Is "Shading" Her For It

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7/21/21 7:40 PM

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We Need To Stop Dicking Around With Outer Space And Figure Out Teleportation Already

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7/20/21 7:30 PM

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Sometimes You Have Empty Your Suitcase And Leave It By The Trash To Board A Flight On Time

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7/16/21 5:50 PM

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Kaia Gerber Is Making Out With Girls In The New American Horror Story

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7/15/21 5:25 PM

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What Do You Do When You Get Dumped On TV? You Never Button Your Shirt Up All The Way Again

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7/14/21 7:10 PM

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Do You Deserve A Plus One To The Next Wedding You Are Going To?

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7/13/21 7:35 PM

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People On The Internet Are Saying That Italy Won Euro 2020 (Beating England) On Behalf Of Meghan Markle

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7/12/21 3:50 PM

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It Doesn't Matter How Great Your Job Is, The Monday After A Long Vacation Is Always Going To Be Cripplingly Difficult

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7/12/21 1:30 PM

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When I Die, They're Going To Put My Brain In The Smithsonian #BarstoolVsAmerica

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7/1/21 10:40 PM

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Because We Got HighApparently, Meerkats In Zoos Are Real Dickheads And Don't Bother With "Social Niceties"

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All That's Left To Do Now Is Cry, Then Win #BarstoolVsAmerica

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6/30/21 8:50 PM

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Irina Shayk Knows That The Only Way To Model Shoes Is To Take Your Top Off

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6/29/21 8:40 PM

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Everyone Talking Shit About Summertime Is Just A Big Whiny Baby That Doesn't Appreciate Anything In Life

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6/29/21 7:10 PM

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My Transformation Into The Ultimate Reality TV Contestant Is Almost Complete

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6/28/21 8:10 PM

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