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Kelly Keegs

Co-host of Cutting Stems. Heavy on the sarcasm, even heavier on the wine pours. Always the tallest of my friends. Ride or die for #BachelorNation, basic bitches and Taylor Swift.

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Because We Got HighWhat Color Are Your Nipples?

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Jon Hamm Auditioned To Be On The O.C. And That Would Have Been Bad

Jon Hamm Auditioned To Be On The O.C. And That Would Have Been Bad

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Because We Got High - Full Episodes Now On YouTube

Because We Got HighBecause We Got High - Full Episodes Now On YouTube

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Armie Hammer Being A "Cannibal" Doesn't Make Him Any Less Hot

Armie Hammer Being A "Cannibal" Doesn't Make Him Any Less Hot

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ALERT ALERT: Sex And The City Is Coming Back

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Because We Got HighWe Talkin' About Asses? - Because We Got High Episode 1 Out TOMORROW

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Bridgerton Is Softcore Porn And You Should Definitely Watch it

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Olivia Wilde Has A New Boyfriend And His Name is HARRY STYLES

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Tayshia Adams Has The Best Boobs On TV

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John Mulaney Has Checked Into Rehab For Cocaine/Alcohol Abuse

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12/21/20 8:45 PM

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BREAKING: Martin Shkreli Had To Ghost His Jail Pen Pal Slash Girlfriend Because She Was Obsessed With Him

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12/21/20 3:30 PM

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No Sex = No Kids, Instead Of A 2020 Baby Boom, We're Now Calling It A "Baby Bust"

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12/18/20 4:20 PM

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These Are The Best Songs To Blast In Your Walkman Headphones Before You Sleep, There Is No Debate

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12/17/20 3:40 PM

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The Cartel Is At It Again, This Time They're Bragging About Their Money

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12/15/20 10:00 PM

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I Dare A Snake To Sneak In On Me In The Bathroom

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12/15/20 7:40 PM

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Breaking News: Taylor Swift Is A Witch

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12/15/20 4:30 PM

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Male Student Gets Suspended For Wearing Nail Polish, Lil Yachty Is NOT Having It

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12/15/20 3:20 PM

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Dolly Parton Is Addicted To Saving The World - Saves 9 Year Old Co-star From Getting Run Over

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12/14/20 7:10 PM

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Breaking Down My Favorite Lyric From Every Song On "evermore"

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12/11/20 11:30 PM

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Happy Hanukkah To All Of The Hot Jewish Guys I Want To Date, Especially Lil Dicky

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12/10/20 6:20 PM

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There's A "Potential Cookie Shortage" On The Horizon, Read Immediately, Emergency

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12/10/20 3:00 PM

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Taylor Swift Is Coming Out With ANOTHER ALBUM AT MIDNIGHT Is There Anything This Woman Can't Do?

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12/10/20 1:46 PM

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The Sk8er Boi "Real Life" Remix Is Here And It Is BLEAK

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12/9/20 4:45 PM

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The Country's "Highest Paid Sex Worker" Is Suing The State Of Nevada Because They Won't Open Brothels Back Up

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12/9/20 3:15 PM

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This Dramatic Version Of Bob The Builder Must Be Made Into An Oscar Winning Film As Soon As Possible

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12/8/20 7:45 PM

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