Mook

I Sent White Sox Dave to Therapy

I'm straight as fuck. Yeah, I wear tight pants sometimes, but besides that there's only a few other gay things about me. I had sex two weeks ago with a woman (I swear). We even did a crossword puzzle together post deed. It rocked.  I may appear to be a strong, rugged, alpha male that fucks and fucks

Cosplaying Is For People That Have A LOT of Sex

I fuck. I fuck hard and fast. Sometimes in a sweatshirt (like a boxer). Sometimes I go freak mode (sex without a shirt on). I pound god damn pussy. I also like dressing up and going to cosplaying conventions with my friends.  If you are unfamiliar with cosplaying, it is when a lot of horny people go

The Barstool Chicago Office Gets Weird At Night

I spend a lot of time at the Barstool Chicago office at night due to my late night show, Mook Can't Sleep, and every once in a while I hear some weird shit that I cannot explain.  I'm not talking about the normal late night sounds that echo throughout this office such as Tate screaming uncontrollabl

Sports Card Collectors Are NOT Virgins

I've had sex before, tons of it. Like a lot of fucking hot sex (with my shirt on). I've even had Chlamydia once not to brag. I also LOVE sports cards. Collecting pictures of big, jacked, athletic men (and only men) is one of my favorite hobbies of all time.  Being a purist in the hobby is something 

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Cannot sleep, addicted to meatballs, and an enjoyer of sports cards. Call in to "Mook Can't Sleep" if you also can't sleep.

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