Barstool Sports Homepage

This layout is the Featured section for barstoolsports.com and the Barstool iOS app.

Featured Section

Slot 1

Slot 2

Slot 3

This layout is the home feed section for barstoolsports.com and the Barstool iOS app.

Feed Section

Slot 4

Slot 10

Barstool Gambling

Big Cat and the Barstool CFB crew sweat out the CFB Bowl Games | Barstool Gambling Cave

Large

It's 2026, And I Follow Grok Now.

First off, Happy New Year to all those who celebrate. Secondly, I realize that the wording of this blog's title and the subtlety of its thumbnail lead you to believe that I now worship at the altar of some deity named 'Grok' in the same way you may worship Jesus Christ, follow the teachings of the T

You Gotta Try This

Best Of 2025 - "HOORAY FOR SLIGHTLY ABOVE-AVERAGE STUDENTS!!!"

I came across this little "feel-good" headline, and it made me feel not-so-good. Before I start, can you guess what my problem is here? I'll give you a hint... America is fucking DOOMED. And now I'll give you the answer in the form of another question... Why the fuck are we celebrating B students? H

Who Is At Your "Dream Dinner Table"?

The holidays mean different things to different people, but for many readers currently following this blog, this time of year unfortunately means you will have at least one meal with people you simply don’t like. That being the case, I'm going to "flip the script" and give you my five "dream dinner 

Best Of 2025 - That Time I Was Cucked By Ken Burns

Ken Burns is a 72-year-old American filmmaker renowned for his documentaries, many of which chronicle the history and culture of the United States. Burns's films have earned two Academy Award nominations, and his series have won several Emmy Awards. . . And I also think he wants to bang my wife. . .

Twisted History

The Twisted History of Eponyms

(Excerpt from: The Twisted History of Eponyms, available on YouTube)  "We’ll start with this … Lou Gehrig was a New York Yankees legend. Some considered him the next Babe Ruth (he actually had the same agent as Ruth) and he was the first athlete ever on a Wheaties box. He was a native New Yorker, wh

FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.  This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks). I'll go first… I probably should be spending more time with my family, but Ican't stop watching videos of shoplifters getting tased. The comments are open if y

Featured

Cities

Sports

Barstool Brands

Sports

Cities

Trending

Large

Barstool Finance blogger. OG Internet blogger. Wall Street blogging legend for TakeAReport.com but I kept getting fired for it.

All Articles

Advertisement

Advertisement

Unfiltered. Unapologetic. In Your Inbox.