Wasted Talent: 2015's "Best Part Time Amateur" Porn Star Lynn Pleasant Looking At 10 Years For Hiring A Hitman To Kill Her Son's Father
THE SUN – PORNHUB star Lynn Pleasant could face up to 10 years in prison for paying a “hitman” £4k to murder her son’s father.
The 31-year-old’s plot was revealed when the hitman she paid turned out to be an undercover police officer.
This is why I never hire hitmen to kill anyone and just do it myself. Because this seems to be the cops’ biggest strength – posing as hitmen. Feel like every single time someone hires a hitman it’s an undercover cop. They are absolutely dominating the murder for hire game. Emerging Pornhub star Lynn Pleasant became the latest to fall into their trap.
The adult film star, whose real name is Katrina L Dartford, pleaded guilty on Monday and now faces up to ten years in prison for five separate charges.
Court records show she allegedly made calls offering people money to kill the victim known only as R.H. on October 20, November 9, twice on November 10 and once on November 19.
Her friend then gave her a number of a so-called hitman, who she agreed to meet in October 2018.
Listen, hiring someone to murder your son’s father is objectively bad, I think we can all agree on that. BUT, big but here – give some credit to Lynn Pleasant for being the most polite, grateful and thankful hitman-hirer in the business:
Prosecutor Traci Whelan said: “On Nov 10, 2018, Danforth mailed a thank you card with $2,500 in it from Idaho to the hitman’s address in Montana,” the The Spokesman Review reported.
Thank you cards and written letters through the mail – a lost art. Big fan of mailing letters. (Fellas, free tip – send a love note through the mail. So fucking romantic. They eat it up.)
It is worth noting this small detail though, which may or may not change what I just said above:
It also noted that Pleasant had specific requirements for the hitman, including, “R.H’s body had to be found and [she] did not care if others who lived in the home were harmed as long as her own child was not harmed.”
Wasn’t concerned about anyone else in the house being murdered, man woman or child. That’s tough. That’s mean spirited. I’ve come to expect more from our 2015 Part-Time Amateur Webcam Porn Award winners.
We won’t be hearing from Lynn for a bit while she does her bid it looks like, but on the plus side (that’s not a mean pun intended for her possible category tag) we will A) still be blessed with her body of work (that pun is intended) and B) there is the chance to return stronger than ever ready to tackle the MILF and Cheating Mom category.
Don’t call it a comeback.
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