Tommy Smokes' Dance Moves Last Night Nearly Broke The Internet

I’ve rewatched that 38 second video at least 100 times by now. It’s mesmerizing. It’s magical. It’s everything I ever wanted it to be. If you didn’t know Tommy you’d think he’d never used his arms before. Without further adieu, let’s break down the Smoke Man’s moves.

Right off the bat we get his signature move “Driving The Bus.” It’s unbeatable.

After Tommy nails that one he notices our co-worker Daniela dancing next to him. Just imagine a police siren going off in his head. In diabolical fashion Tommy turns his back to her. You can’t even see her anymore. Ruthless, but there’s a method behind the madness.

You can’t embarrass yourself dancing with a girl if you forget she’s there. Absolutely brilliant.

After turning back around and realizing she didn’t evaporate into thin air, he looks back for help. There’s only one word that can describe this face: panic. We’ve all been there.

Finally the chorus comes back on and Tommy can at least pretend to know the words with everyone else. Actual life savor. The chorus in songs have saved white guys from complete embarrassment since the beginning of time. What would we do without them?

Final counter: 8 times Tommy nervously switched the beer in his hands. Zero eye contact with a single girl. Probably gallons of cold sweat pouring down his spine. And zero correct words sung from Jimmy Eat World’s ‘The Middle.’

Picasso’s Masterpiece.

Tommy strives to be the Jalapeno Poppers guy from the Geico Commercial. Last night they were one in the same.