There Should Be Nothing Illegal About This Absolute Smoke From Ohio Breaking Into A House To Pet A Dog

[WLWT] - A woman was arrested Monday after police said she broke into a house, washed the dishes, pet the dog, and left.

Police said Cheyenne Ewing walked into the house, sat down on the couch and started to pet the family dog before washing the dishes and leaving.

Wait a minute, we’re just arresting people for getting drunk and coming inside to pet dogs and do the dishes? Especially someone who is a 10 out of 10 like Cheyenne Ewing? I don’t see one thing wrong about this.

I mean hell we’ve had someone at Barstool get drunk and borrow a dog:

I see nothing wrong with this as long as you return said dog.

Why didn’t the cops in Vinton, Ohio ask the dog if he wanted to be pet? My bet is yes. Dogs love when people come up to them and pet them. I mean my two idiots sit there and freak out the moment someone new is in the general vicinity. They think they are there to see them and get a couple of belly rubs.

And doing the dishes? Hell, that’s just doing one of my chores that I don’t have to do. Vinton is right on the border of West Virginia and Ohio. I doubt they have a dishwasher so Cheyenne (100% a stripper name) came in and just knocked out one thing on your to do list.

It’s time to free Cheyenne.