Penn State Student Used His Roommate's Debit Card To Buy $15,000 Worth of Porn Over 3 Years...Big Porn Guy.
Centre Daily – A Penn State student stole his ex-roommate’s debit card information and spent more than $15,000 on pornographic websites over a three-year period, according to State College police.
Parker Schoem’s ex-roommate returned to Penn State in August after serving with the South Korean Army and noticed about $10,000 was missing from his bank account.
Police eventually tracked the purchases to various adult websites and found an email address that was linked to Schoem.
I love this dude’s gusto to get his internet porn fix, but I’m laughing harder thinking about his damn lab partner.
Just sitting there in Chem 201 waiting to pour the baking soda and vinegar into the volcano until your partner gets there to take down the results. Wonder why he’s running late, he’s never late. Let’s check Google to make sure he didn’t get murdered last night. Oh. Big trial for watching a shit ton of porn. Classic porn guy.
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I know everyone says, why pay for porn when there are a billion videos for free on a million platforms such as (checks Google to find out what the names are) Youjizz, Pornhub, YouPorn, PornHD, xHamster, RedTube, Beeg, Spankbank etc etc etc etc etc. But there’s no denying you can’t top the quality of the pay sites if you have the money to spend. Or if you don’t but you have your roommate’s money to spend because you memorized his debit card number from him ordering drunk wings at 2 AM every night.
Schoem was not sure how he acquired the debit card information, but said he probably memorized it because his ex-roommate would order wings over the phone fairly often. He also said it was not his intention to harm his former roommate.
At first I thought ok, well, this is obviously some spoiled kid and that’s his parents money, considering he didn’t notice FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS missing from his checking account over 3 years. You can steal my card and sneak some Starbucks coffees on there. Maybe get yourself a pair of jeans. But 15 grand, I’ll notice that. Anyone with their own money would notice that. But then I noticed that little tidbit that the dude was literally fighting in the army.
Parker Schoem’s ex-roommate returned to Penn State in August after serving with the South Korean Army and noticed about $10,000 was missing from his bank account.
Also, this wasn’t your standard, “scroll through the moving thumbnails for 15 minutes to find what you want, take care of your business and bounce” porn guy.
This was a “live” guy.
On Thursday, the 21-year-old from Germantown, Maryland, allegedly confessed that he used the debit card to access live pornographic pay-per-view events for about the past two years.
Those are the porn guys you gotta watch out for. They’ll drain your bank account for the sexual connection they have with that 20 year old girl staring at THEM and ONLY THEM as they stream their masturbation to 15,000 viewers.
Pre-crime city.