Marty Mush is a Walking Handout

Marty Mush tried to come at me for saying it was a blessing for a SportsBook to give a free bet after how the Saints lost. Heres his best attempt.

First things first, Marty Mush and the word “moron” fit together like peanut butter and jelly, but never in this galaxy would I think he’d have the gaul to refer to someone else as a moron. I know his use of the English language hasn’t full developed yet so that’s most likely where the problem stems from in the first place.

You want to talk about handouts?! What about the handouts your grade school teachers gave you every June? Remember those nice ladies who actually allowed you to move on to the next grade with your classmates so you wouldn’t feel left out and become as emotionally unstable as you are grammatically unstable. No one left behind head ass.

Or the free $1000 bet handout that our boss David Portnoy gave Marty when he lost so much money the night of the CFB Championship game that he was on the verge of tears? Sounds like Martin Mush is the one who’s “soft” about gambling.

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It seems to me you have a pretty deeply rooted background of taking handouts my friend. I made it very clear that getting refunded bonus money is just getting refunded money that you can only use to bet. Maybe some of the words were too big for you to read. If you have trouble sounding out any of the words I have a song that can help!

If that’s too confusing or moves too fast for you just let me know and we can get back to the drawing board. Maybe I can come up with a handout that you’ll be able to understand more clearly!