Man Catches A Guy Trying To Steal His Truck, Whoops His Ass On Facebook While He Waits For The Cops To Show Up

Joby Stevens - You stole the wrong truck today dude and whoever you are in the gold Tahoe with newer style chevy rims I’m coming for you to my friend…came out of Home Depot and my truck was driving down the street ran after it jumped in and wrestled this fuck while he was trying to floor it no sir not my truck…

Close your eyes and picture the Facebook profile of the last dude on Earth whom you would want to steal a truck from.

Open them.

Is this what you saw?

Joby motherfucking Stevens.  Feel like his name and picture needs to be circulated throughout the underground network of truck thieves, just for their own safety.  I mean talk about bad luck.  All the trucks in the world and this is the dude you decide to steal from?

Best way to end up getting your ass whooped on Facebook before the cops show up to arrest you.

Although to be fair, I mean…look at that truck.  Who the hell did you think owned that truck?  A little old lady?