Kentucky's Punter Called His Own Fake Punt Against Missouri - Got The First Down And All He Wanted Was A Goddamn Beer

This man is the face of a guy who is arguably the best punter in college football. He's an Australian guy who uses the run out and kick method, good for 2nd best average in the NCAA and No. 1 in my heart. Not only that, but he did this yesterday against Missouri: 

My man called his own number (granted, he was given the green light by Stoops to do this whenever it was open) and picked up the first down. I can't be too surprised - it was Missouri. All Kentucky does is beat Missouri's ass in football, pretty nice to look at the schedule each year and see a guarantee win. 

But now all he wants is a goddamn beer. Most Australian dude ever. He doesn't want a Foster's, he's owed a beer by his teammate and he's ready to go hit up Two Keys. He probably looked like this when Wagon Wheel slapped on the patio. 

Max Duffy - my Heisman.