I Dare You To Find A More Cringeworthy Video Than Missouri Bros Rapping About Taking Over SEC Basketball

I know this is an old video, but it’s deserved to be talked about considering it’s making round again. Actually, we should be talking about this more because this video should be proof to kick Missouri out of the SEC and back to the Big 12.

I mean this is just brutal. Everything from the still rapping about Kansas while joining the SEC to saying that Kentucky can have the one-and-dones, Missouri has Michael Dixon. Dixon started 28 games in his career for Missouri – or what we like to call at Kentucky, the regular season. Call me crazy but I’ll take John Wall, Eric Bledsoe, DeMarcus Cousins, Brandon Knight, De’Aaron Fox, Malik Monk, Julius Randle, Jamal Murray, James Young, Anthony Davis, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Karl-Anthony Towns, Trey Lyles, Bam Adebayo, Nerlens Noel, Kevin Knox, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Marquis Teauge (this is fucking exhausting) and Devin Booker over him.

Okay, let’s get back on track here.

I’m a little confused about the brag about drinking Corona. Who drinks Corona in college? Just be normal and drink your Natty Light. Then again, look at what we are dealing with here.

The ‘hooray, hurrah, Mizzou, Mizzou’ might be the worst chant I’ve ever heard. I hope Missouri dropped that by now. If they haven’t, it needs to happen. That chant sucks. Now, the one thing the chant did give us?

This chick absolutely feeling it during the ‘rah, rah, rah’ part. I mean absolutely shaking her ass to this one.

Now, the one thing I will give these guys credit for? The name 5th down. Just an absolutely perfect move still. I’m sure it’s all over Missouri (and Colorado), but it’s a great band name.

Oh, as for Missouri busting through the door and winning championships? The Tigers haven’t finished higher than 4th in the conference without winning an NCAA Tournament game since they joined the SEC.

Sick autotuned song though. Still bangs.