Former Canadian Soccer Players Calling The US Team 'Classless' For Scoring 13 Goals Is Exactly Why They've Never Won A World Cup And We're The Favorite

Oh, this is just rich. Former Canadian players, the same country that just cheered a Kevin Durant injury. The same country that spent all day yelling on Twitter about a website creating a meme, saying rude and mean things.

Now they are saying the US is CLASSLESS. Classless for beating Thailand 13-0 in the World Cup and celebrating goals. You know, these celebrations?

Last time I checked this was the goddamn World Cup. This isn’t some charity event where the US is being paid to show up and hang out. This is the biggest stage in the world. This is about beating everyone’s ass and getting first place. Spare me that Thailand sucks. Spare me that they don’t have the same funding as the US. If you don’t want to play with the big girls don’t try to qualify for the event.

As for these Canadian ladies? Kindly shut the fuck up. Maybe worry about Canada finally winning a World Cup. This is why the United States has 3 World Cup titles and the favorite to win a 4th. This is why you’re Canada with 0 World Cup titles. We have that instinct to step on an opponents throat and dance on their grave when setting records.

Plus, as for Thailand and the rest of the world that doesn’t want to see Alex Morgan and Megan Rapinoe celebrate? Let me remind you of a quote that comes from The U. ‘If you don’t want to see us dance, don’t let us score.’

I hope we go drop 14 on Chile on Sunday. I hope we pull out celly’s that make Chad Ochocino and T.O. jealous. Then I hope we beat the hell out of Canada in the knockout stage.