Dude On Trial For Murder Spent $200K On Porn...Wait...TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS?!!
Porn fans…
Bow down to your new Porn King.
(WESH/NBC) Florida investigators believe a man [redacted] after they got into an argument about hundreds of thousands of dollars that he’d sent to a Bulgarian woman through a pornographic website.
Grant Amato, 29, is accused of [redacted] Chad Amato, 59, Margaret Ann Amato, 61 and Cody Winston Amato, 31.
According to the arrest affidavit, Grant Amato had been admitted to a south Florida rehab center for sex addiction treatment last month.
Oh my God, oh my goodness. Two hundred thousand dollars on porn!!!!! Two hundred!! Thousand!!!! Incredible. Absolutely incredible. This man is a PORN GUY, all caps. Forget how many porn stars you think you can name, how many porn scene references you can apply in your every day life, how many girls you can name – first and last name – just from a still screenshot. You are not a porn guy. Not anymore. Grant Amato is The Porn Guy.
The details help this make a little more sense than just a SHIT TON of Brazzers memberships:
His family ordered him to go to the rehab center after they found out he’d wired more than $200,000 of their money to a woman in Bulgaria.
…When Amato returned from rehab his family ordered him not to have any communication with the woman in Bulgaria, but he said he continued speaking with the woman on Twitter.
It was $200K+ wired to a Bulgarian cam girl. I never got the appeal of those. Always skip right over them when they jam them into the middle of the page to trick you, or X out when your first click-action brings up 2 popups of girls talking to YOU – yes YOU! They want to fuck YOU! There are plenty of single cam girls in your area right now!
But to each their own. The Popular and Hot section was lacking and the Categories were limited. Grant’s erection led him to a Bulgarian cam girl charging $200K.
Side note-
The [redacted] is that this guy allegedly shot and killed his entire family. That really, really cast a bad vibe on this story. Please just focus on the 200K worth of porn part.
We can use it as a teaching moment though – if anyone you know spends two hundred thousand dollars plus on pornography, call the police.