Did Dak Prescott Poop His Pants During The Egg Bowl? ...An Internet Investigation

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Did Dak Prescott literally poop his pants during the Egg Bowl?

During the Egg Bowl last Saturday I noticed something peculiar in the second quarter: facing a big 3rd and 21 from their own endzone, Dak seemed to jog off to the sideline instead of attempting to convert the first down. When they showed the replay, the announcers mentioned he had an “awkward gait”, but no sign of injury otherwise.

Soon after, Dak left for the locker room, causing the backup QB to start getting ready to come in.

The next drive resulted in an missed Ole Miss field goal attempt, but once the MSU offense took the field, Dak was under center. Wearing what looked like different pants and no knee pads.

Did Dak poop his pants and have to run back to the locker room to change?

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after

He played every snap of the game on offense, only missing a relatively short Ole Miss drive.

It certainly would explain the “awkward gait” and the quick shuffle to the sidelines mid play, not to mention needing some new pants afterwards. [via r/CFB]

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Listen I’m not accusing Dak Prescott 100% of shitting his pants right smack in the middle of the field during the Egg Bowl, I’m just saying we can’t rule it out. I mean the evidence is certainly compelling. What other reason can you think of that someone would run with an awkward gait, head immediately to the locker room, then come back into the game? Maybe your first thought was a pulled hammy. Mine was poop. Maybe not a full dump, maybe not even half a log, but at the very least a turtlehead that just poked out a little bit and caused an emergency trip down the tunnel to change the old girdle. Would explain the outcome.

I guess nobody can prove it for sure, this is an internet investigation after all, not like we can send somebody through the computer screen with some latex gloves to examine if there’s any specimen in the pants. All I’m saying is there’s nobody investigating whether Dak did NOT shit his pants during the Egg Bowl with a bunch of video and photo evidence. Makes you think.

God I fucking love the internet.