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This Kid That Did the Marshawn Lynch Dick Grab is Going Places

I love this kid. We need more of this energy in youth sports.

Emulating athletes doing things I knew I wasn't supposed to be doing while playing sports was my favorite thing to do as a kid. I vividly remember staring down a pitcher while walking down the first base line after being hit by a pitch — I got about 10 feet before the umpire started yelling at me to get to first, but I was a total badass for those first 10 feet.

This kid totally gets it. And he deserved to grab his dick as he crossed the goal line. He got out of about eight tackles — all within a yard of the sideline — en route to the end zone. I would have loved this move even if he had a clear path and a convoy of blockers, but he earned his moment in the Sun.

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We should be encouraging more behavior like this from our nation's youth. If you make a play, you get to celebrate. Don't let him juke your entire team if you don't want him showing you up as he crosses the goal line.