Stephon Marbury Put Doug Gottlieb In Several Body Bags

So a few days ago Doug Gottlieb decided to bash New York basketball for reasons I’m wildly unsure about. Hardly a new take but a take nevertheless. I’m sure he thought he was out of the clear since the tweet in question gained very little traction, was tweeted out at 11 pm, and by now a few days had passed. Water under the bridge, right? Fuckin’ NOPE!

Stephon Marbury from the absolute CLOUDS. Listen, very few players have been so closely tied to the city in which they came over the past 20 years like Starbury. And I’m talking strictly in their style of play. Starbury is as New York basketball as New York basketball gets. So someone coming at his city is asking for problems.

He called this man a nerd! A science nerd! A man who used beakers and whatnot. Absolutely fried him.

It was at this point I thought perhaps Rico Bosco got a hold of Marbury’s account. Because nobody and I mean nobody in 2019 talks about Doug Gottlieb stealing credit cards in college outside of Rico Bosco. Well today that list doubles as Rico gains a very powerful ally. Or maybe Steph gained a powerful ally? It’s impossible to say.

Marbury was doing so well in the argument, absolutely bashing Gottlieb’s brains to smithereens with a baseball bat. And then…

Noted New York City streetball legend Michael Jordan. Born in Brooklyn and moved to North Carolina while they were cutting his umbilical cord. There are plenty of great NYC hoopers throughout history that there’s no reason to try and claim a guy who lived in Brooklyn for less time than I have. Go back to talking about Gottlieb’s criminal past and leave MJ out of this one.