Joe Thornton Is Too Old To Deal With Any Nonsense

Old man strength at its finest. Barely any wind up, not a ton of room to land a clean one, none of it mattered. A throat punch for the ages. Dropped like a pass intended for Nelson Agholor. The 40-year old wasn’t hearing any of this goalie’s guff. Couldn’t have gotten out more than three words before Thornton decided to dust him. Maybe he’s just had enough of playing around people who are too lazy to put the second E in Petr, no one could say for certain. If you’re going to chirp Joey Thorns you better come correct or you’re getting a swift punch to the throat with little to no warning.