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Highlighting: Masturbation For Your Face

This is my favorite of these. On today’s episode of Bad Makeup, we’re highlighting. I’ll be honest: these videos aren’t for everyone. But I sure have fun making them. It’s like that old Hollywood actor saying: 1 for them, 1 for me (except it’s more like 1 for them, 10 for me). Also, ever since I sta

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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Leaked Footage Of A Yale Football Recruit's Admissions Interview

Disgusting. You hate to see this once-proud institution reduced to a rubble heap of corruption. For shame.

Bernie Sanders Sustains Horrific Head Wound Due To His Outrageously Old Age

Bernie Sanders is the white male equivalent of that little league world series pitcher, Danny Almonte. Dude, you’re like fifteen years older than you say you are. But I still love this guy. No matter what the world throws at him—gravity, time, shower doors—he won’t give in. Who cares about politics?

Come, Let's Smoke The Shit Out Of Your Eyes

The more makeups I try, the better I understand the power that women have over men. These tricks are irresistible! Also, I have a YouTube channel where you can find ALL the makeup tips you need. Plus songs, standup, and more! Subscribe here, kids!

Pubic Pitch Is My 2nd Best Sport

Everybody knows about perfect pitch. It’s a rare skill that musical geniuses, like me, possess. I can hear specific notes in my brain and sing them on cue, without reference from an instrument. But far fewer people have pubic pitch. The Lawnmower 2.0 is my favorite instrument for testing this skill.

Lipstick To Maximize Those DSLs!

Hey, it’s Tuesday. Which means… TIME FOR MORE MAKEUP! FUCK YEAH HOES!!!!!!! We’ve got lipstick today. Oh, oh baby. Get those baby wipes ready! And please. Please God. Subscribe.

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