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Things You Missed - The Power Of A Single Tit

The real take away from this video isn’t the Do’s and Don’ts of a Super Bowl Party, but really the power a single titty. It’s been about 15 years since we were exposed to Janet Jackson’s boob at halftime, and even though her tit looked like a wet chicken cutlet being mashed up against the cellophane packaging, it’s all we can remember. Not a single person in this video said their favorite halftime memory was Tom Petty’s 2007 performance, and people have already begun to forget the pop culture significance of Katy Perry’s left shark due to the memory of Janet Jackson’s right breast. Lady Gaga even jumped off the roof of NRG Stadium in an almost forgotten attempt to live forever in Super Bowl halftime lore. What will be the next unforgettable Super Bowl moment? Will Adam Levine have to hang dong to make this halftime show unforgettable? OR, will some new performer desperate for attention and relevance show a tit causing us to delete the memory of Janet Jackson’s Nip Slip ? The only way to find out is to tune in for the next unforgettable moment Sunday, Feb 3.